Sex Poisoned

The state of being convinced after intimacy that you have romantic interest in someone you objectively do not.

I accepted his marriage proposal because I was sex poisoned

by OmiWan_10 February 10, 2020

Jit Sex

Regular sex but it's between two lil ass jitlets. The two participants usually have a combined height of 5'9. Commonly seen and produced in Florida.
Not to be confused with child sex.

Takbiv: Did you watch that new video on Pornhub? Jit sex makes me so horny!
Jekqib: That little jitlet was shorter than his bed!

by tomabbpi March 11, 2021

sex and mex

Having wild hot sex then going to get a big mexican dinner after.

William and I had crazy sex. I wore my sombrero because I knew we were going to muchachos after for mex. Sex and mex has become a sexy routine.

by Sex and mex August 11, 2017

Massage sex

When someone goes into a massage room for a massage, but ends up having sex.

I stepped into the room to see a beautiful blonde girl, lying naked on the massage bed. God, she was so hot. There was only a towel covering her up.
Without saying a word, I began massaging her back. I couldn’t help but lift the towel the tiniest bit.

Before I knew it, she had pulled the towel off and pinned me to the bed.
“Hey daddy~” she whispered. I couldn’t stop blushing. “I didn’t come here for a massage. I came here to fucked...” she pulled me into a deep kiss. I began pulling my clothes off till I was completely naked.

I lifted her leg up and slid my hard cock down her pussy. She moaned and giggled. “The only reason I work here is because I want to have massage sex with sluts like you” I laughed.

by YourHoneyBoo January 2, 2020

Vegetable Sex

When you have sexual intercourse with someone who physically cannot move or speak

I had some great vegetable sex with that retard Sammy the other day

by Man Man Miller and Finboy July 4, 2019

Meerkat Sex

Having sex in a public place, popping your head up to look around every few seconds.
To make sure no one is watching or walking close by.

Someone over there is having Meerkat Sex, a head keeps popping up to look around the park.

by DurteeB April 16, 2015

Sex 2

One of the best movie sequels of all time

Guy #1: Yo, did you watch Sex 2?

Guy#2: Yeah bro, I can't wait for Sex 3.

by Cringeboi69 June 26, 2021