Half of zero fucks

You may think half of zero is just zero right? WRONG! half of zero in this case is more than zero, but not one. Let me explain. Saying "I don't give half of zero fucks about that" is more intense than saying "I don't give zero fucks about that
". In this case saying you give only half of the zero fucks means that you are more upset than just giving the zero fucks. So why is this? Well if we knew, we would probably have a much clearer understanding of reality and the universe and whatnot. Also, dont confuse this with "half of two shits" "zero fucks" "zero shits" "I dont give two shits" or any other amount of shits, fucks, or other equivalent measures of fuckery other than shits and fucks.

Person 1: Look at this new thing I made.
Person2: I dont give half of zero fucks about that
Person 1: do you atleast give a third of zero fucks?
Person 2: no.

by LordPeironDestroyerOfWorlds October 10, 2022

perfect dark zero

One of four launch titles for the XBOX 360. Like the system, there was two versions. The original which only came with the game and manual and the Limited Collectors Edition, which came with all the stuff of the original plus an extras DVD, a metal casing, a collectors comic and a holographic glyph. Prequel to the N64 game Perfect Dark. A much more awesome game than Halo 2

I love Perfect Dark Zero. Joanna Dark is fuckin' hot.

by JasonD July 29, 2006

ZargonMaximus

Slang for idiot

Stop acting like a Zargonmaximus.

by IGN July 30, 2003

zargonmaximus

Very mean and drunk individual who takes out anger on random people.

I was so mad that I got banned that turned into the biggest zargonmaximus and now everyone hates me.

by larrysw July 30, 2003

zero the hero

A popular cartoon character that elementary schools use to teach kids about math. Wears a cape and looks like the cartoon character, Underdog.

Joey: "Mom, today Zero the Hero showed me how to add numbers."

by drdra February 8, 2008

Zero to Ohhh!

The time it takes, from the start of sex, to make a woman have an orgasm

She was so turned on last night she went from zero to ohhh! in like 30 seconds!

by Michael S King July 7, 2008

Zerg Rushing

Zerg Rushing: verb; The action of swift and merciless penetration of one individual by at least 20 inexperienced male youngsters whilst a large bloated woman demands more minerals. It is primarily performed by those so inexperianced they have not yet researched the one-on-one.

They are Zerg Rushing the bukkake star so hard!

That Frat party man, I got Zerg Rushed at least twice. My pylons couldn't withstand them!

by herpderp317 January 8, 2011