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Zelensky bounce

When zelensky's acumen in terms of being a strong, competent and patriotic political leader actually rubs off on certain other us politicians, making the US politician stronger and more competent
Joe Biden is incapable of having a zelensky bounce.
by Sexydimma March 19, 2022
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New Zealand

A naturally blessed country in the south seas next to Australia. There are some Australians who think NZ's not worth a pinch of shit, and lay lots of it on NZ because they don't know any better. I hope there are only a minority of Australians who feel like this, as in all honesty NZ is pretty damn awesome. Also, many Kiwis tend to hate Australia because they think Australians dislike NZ. Hopefully it isn't too widespread.
Aussie 1: New Zealand's not worth a pinch of shit!

Aussie 2: Oath

Aussie 1: No there's lots of Aussies who think that.
by Paul Ward December 14, 2006
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new zealand

Totally awesome country that I've visited many times even though I am an American citizen and didn't get dual-citizenship until last year. Fuck off all you stupid ass Aussies who think NZ is a load of shit cuz nobody here or there likes you either. Oh, and none of you dumbshits can imitate their accents, so just stop trying before you hurt yourself trying to think about it.
Aussie: NZ'ers suck
American/NZ citizen: Fuck you
Aussie: We're the shit so fuck yourself, we know every fucking thing about NZ and everything else too
American/NZ citizen: bullshit, you don't seem to know that everyone hates you! And that you'll never come close to knowing shit about anything NZ.
by Anna April 16, 2004
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Zean Cripplies

Person that is crippled by any means such as birth defect or accident.
Hey did you see that kid Zach?
Yeah, after that car crash he is totally Zean Cripplies.
by zenjamin April 29, 2008
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Zelena

Selena: Zelena is my Greek name.
by MKZombie September 12, 2016
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new zealand

A pretty good country, with the exception of wannabe gangsters, and the National party. XD

Is also small, and not many people from other countries know very much about NZ.
And no, noone screws sheep -.-

NZ has like, the best rugby players in the world, lol
And some shitty place called the Beehive (lol, parliament)
Sir Edmund Hillary was from NZ, he was the first dude to climb mt Everest.
NZ is also home to Maoris, most of them are pretty awesome, there are a few who fall under the "wannabe gangster" category though. basically they are just like everyone else though, but they also have their own language, and they also created the "hāngi" which is like.. I cbf explaining, just look it up lol, but it is nice XD

Also I hear alotta people say random shit about Australia.. haha..
It's pretty stupid, there aint even any need for it, maybe they say something stupid like pavlova comes from there, and that we shag sheeps (omg seriously fucking, nobody NOBODY does that -.-) but noone has to retalliate, eventually if we stop saying stuff like that, they probably would too.. it's not like everyone means it when they say some of these things, but it offends some.. so yeah. lol

ohh and there is also 3 islands, The North Island, The South island, and Stewart Island.

Pavlova is nice... NZ cooking is ftw!

And incase anyone is wondering, we have proper houses, we don't live in little straw huts or anything like that, lol

Also it is pretty good for tourism. If you come over you can find out for yourself XD

Yeah maybe this is a terrible description of NZ but now you know some pretty random things XD

lol, merry christmas =D
by lolololXD December 23, 2008
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New Zealand

New Zealand is a nice little country. It is the best country at the sport rugby you know the sport that is for real people not for sook losers who wear guards all over their bodies and helmets, rugby players only get a mouth guard. The country is competitive with australia at basically everything and kiwis often get mistken for austraila since the flag is so damn similar. Nz got smart people.... And other stuff, not the most unique place but is pretty sweet, also basically everyone says "Yeah Nah" as well as alot of other different slang...
Person 1: Are you from New Zealand
Person 2: Yeah nah....
by Askingme January 25, 2015
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