A computer nerd or geek. Someone who is constantly on the computer and has no life. A person who is so involved in computers he achieves orgasm by pressing the keyboard only.
by Buffalo Chips January 17, 2008

by Sprattikus April 16, 2011

a person who can do some real magic on the male reproductive organ. in laimens terms, you can make the penis erect and ejaculate semen.. thereof giving him the best orgasm ever!
That girl i fucked last night is a real weenie houdini, you think im kiddin?!?
I feel like I would marry that betch any second if she could satisfy me like a real weenie houdini.
So, you a weenie houdini or what?
I feel like I would marry that betch any second if she could satisfy me like a real weenie houdini.
So, you a weenie houdini or what?
by emily and danielle December 9, 2008

A phrase used to acknowledge something you previously were unaware of. Mainly used by people with no intelligence and that are dickheads or have serious problems with their testicles as their jeans cut off all blood circulation to them.
by Scene Hater October 17, 2007

Performing Or Doing Something Below Standard, or Not Performing To Your Full Ability.
And/Or Someone That Is Weak and/or Not As Tough As Another Person
And/Or Someone That Is Weak and/or Not As Tough As Another Person
Man That Fool Got Beat Up, Man He Got That Weenie.
They Lost The The Football Game Because They Got That Weenie.
Why You Acting Like A Punk,You Got That Weenie.
They Lost The The Football Game Because They Got That Weenie.
Why You Acting Like A Punk,You Got That Weenie.
by Goldie The One August 22, 2010

a "spicy weenie" is a penis that is "hot" around campus and gives women a red rash, similar to if they were to pour siracha in their vagina causing immense pain.
by MunchieMuch January 29, 2018
