When someone whispers in your ear "The sisillus" and you walk a round randy and you have sex with somebody and they get an s.t.d. you didn't even have
by GlennZadra May 6, 2020

A stinging insult, harsh criticism or shocking revelation directed at a person or group of people. Plural-verbal bombs. rebuke, retort, rebuff, verbal assault, criticism, insult, angry response, snarl, yell, speak, talk, conversation, engage, psychological colonoscopy
I can see you are getting along with my parents splendidly. I don't think dropping the verbal bombs about your past drug use and sexual experimentation in college made this meeting easier.
by joecoolthefool June 2, 2016

When a low form drug addict talks shit or creates sentences with there small annoying dumb ass minds that are lies or highly exaggerated in order to impress their “victim” (any individual they are speaking to) or to appear to be more then they are/ appear to have more then they do/ appear to be something that they are not/ appear to own something that they do not. In short, verbal communication made by a junkie that is not to be believed, unbelievable or large chains of small talk interconnected that the victim does not give a fuck about.
Man, this fucking guy, just all junkie verbal spatter all day long, I can’t be fucked listening to him.
by False.Pulse June 2, 2022

The greatest bunch of hokey ever conceived as a supposedly acceptable/adequate alternative to monetary payment or actual physical labor to recompense someone for goods/services that he's provided. Even if it was agreed beforehand that the person's assistance would be performed at no cost, too many moochers take advantage of this practice by knowingly/grossly underestimating the amount of time/effort/resources that would actually be required to perform the task, and so the prospective provider is deceived into thinking that the requested task is far less arduous/involved than is turns out to be; he would likely never have agreed to provide his services for free if he'd known the true size/scope of the requested task.
Disgruntled teenager: That skinflint connivin' ol' fart Mr. Jones snookered my buddies and me into "just loading a discarded pile of lightweight foam insulation into the dumpster" for him… not only did he neglect to mention that said insulation was GLUED ONTO PANELS OF SHEETROCK which made them about ten times as heavy, but then afterwards he just gave us VERBAL compensation ---"Great job, fellas... appreciate it! Thanks! I'm really grateful for your volunteering to help out an old weak-muscled geezer like me!" --- instead of slipping us each a ten-spot, the way any decent person would do!
by QuacksO December 21, 2016

The anguish one feels when one hears an incomplete word or sentence out of anticipation and lack of fulfillment or closure.
Everyone gets verbal blue balls for a few moments when Dr. Frankenfurter sings "I see you shiver with antici-"
by b0ses December 4, 2022

A verbal shitpost is the spoken form of a shitpost or meme, often one that only ever appears in speech form without an associated image. Examples of this include "sus," "sigma," and "dih." Different from brainrot slang in that uncommon forms also exist, such as "what da dog doin," "OOOOH MAH GAWD," and "WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!"
Jim: Bro, have you been sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler?
Tim: Dude, quit with the verbal shitposts. Or, at least find some better ones.
Tim: Dude, quit with the verbal shitposts. Or, at least find some better ones.
by ThatCrucibleKnight March 16, 2025

Someone who you talk to, make jokes to or have discussions with for 6 hours or longer. Normally a co-worker or best friend.
by Bahbah black 🐼 July 7, 2017
