Velvet Bean

When there is no hair one one's balls.

Bob shaved his nuts and thus has a velvet bean.

by Frishishadub March 18, 2023

velvetous

a much prettier word for horny for women to use. the cleaner, nicer more feminine version of horny.

"i don't know about you honey, but i'm feeling rather velvetous tonight".

by MappleK July 19, 2014

velvet love-canal

the passage way to the heart, velvety

Bob: 'Whats a Velvet love-canal?'

Dave: 'Its the passage way to your heart, fancy a trip?'

by myhandleisanon July 29, 2015

Velvet Chamber

A poetic and sensual term referring to the vagina, highlighting its soft and intimate qualities.

"Last night, he couldn’t stop talking about how soft and inviting my Velvet Chamber was."

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Velvet Hammer

Making this due to all the wrong answers posted.
A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.

Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'

"That gentleman in the Armani suit turned out to be a real Velvet Hammer whenever that big brawl broke out in the club."

by Jackyjim January 09, 2022

Velvet Hammer

Velvet Hammer

Something you use on your gay lover to give him pleasure.

Scott I really like it when you give me your velvet hammer

by Rfrozy September 03, 2017

Velvet Hammer

An adult toy in which two consenting males engage in consensual anal activities . Also used to describe a homosexual male that hammers his partner like a hammer with the soft touch like velvet.

He hammered me like the velvet hammer that he his.

by PETTYMURPHY44 August 28, 2017