Much like a jack mormon who sometimes engages in drinking alcohol, caffeine and even premarital sex - much to the disapproval of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints - a jack vegan is a vegan who every now and then cheats on his or her veganism by consuming dairy products such as cheese.
Joslyn: Oh no we can't go there! I'm vegan so there's nothing for me to eat at that murder and animal torture factory!!
Tony: Bullshit you're a vegan Joslyn! I saw you crush a slice of cheese pizza after we got out the club the other night. You may eat way less dairy than my vegetarian ass but you're like a jack vegan if anything.
Tony: Bullshit you're a vegan Joslyn! I saw you crush a slice of cheese pizza after we got out the club the other night. You may eat way less dairy than my vegetarian ass but you're like a jack vegan if anything.
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Friend 1: Yeah, so I am vegan.
Friend 2: Nice, that is so hard to do.
Friend 1: Yeah it is.
Friend 3: Didn't you just eat a new york strip steak?
Friend 1: Oh yeah man, I am on vegan on the weekend.
Friend 2: Oh so you are casual vegan or a flexitarian.
Friend 1: Yeah man but I get so many girls by saying I am vegan.
Friend 3: That's terrible man.
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Sally: So I have been vegan but I gave in and ate some chicken, now I got really ill.
Derek: That sucks you got sick, but so you are casual vegan?
Sally: I just had a slip.
Derek: That's not vegan.
Sally: yeah maybe I should just say I am a casual vegan.
Derek: Yeah that would seem easier to say.
Friend 2: Nice, that is so hard to do.
Friend 1: Yeah it is.
Friend 3: Didn't you just eat a new york strip steak?
Friend 1: Oh yeah man, I am on vegan on the weekend.
Friend 2: Oh so you are casual vegan or a flexitarian.
Friend 1: Yeah man but I get so many girls by saying I am vegan.
Friend 3: That's terrible man.
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Sally: So I have been vegan but I gave in and ate some chicken, now I got really ill.
Derek: That sucks you got sick, but so you are casual vegan?
Sally: I just had a slip.
Derek: That's not vegan.
Sally: yeah maybe I should just say I am a casual vegan.
Derek: Yeah that would seem easier to say.
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Person 1 Hey did you hear about the girl that killed herself yesterday?
Person 2 No, what happened?
Person 1 It was a vegan suicide.
Person 2 That's so nice of her!
Person 2 No, what happened?
Person 1 It was a vegan suicide.
Person 2 That's so nice of her!
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Person 1: I love meat!!
The karen: NO!!! MEAT IS GAY!!! BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN RIGHT AWAY, BE VEGAN RIGHT NOW!!!!
Person 1: NOO!!
The karen: BE VEGAN NOW OR I WILL HANG YOU!! AND ARE YOU FILMING ME??
Person 1: Fuck bro that lady was such a vegan karen
The karen: NO!!! MEAT IS GAY!!! BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN RIGHT AWAY, BE VEGAN RIGHT NOW!!!!
Person 1: NOO!!
The karen: BE VEGAN NOW OR I WILL HANG YOU!! AND ARE YOU FILMING ME??
Person 1: Fuck bro that lady was such a vegan karen
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The basis of the ridicule is usually stemming from:
1. Misinformation obtained through media and out-dated cultural traditions.
2. Just plain ignorance of the practices involved in bringing such products to the shelves.
3. Difficulty to comprehend the idea of rejecting what one was brought up to believe.
The basis of the ridicule is usually stemming from:
1. Misinformation obtained through media and out-dated cultural traditions.
2. Just plain ignorance of the practices involved in bringing such products to the shelves.
3. Difficulty to comprehend the idea of rejecting what one was brought up to believe.
Vegan Hater: " Vegan? Really? Why?"
Vegan: " Because I can live perfectly well without anything having to die for me"
Vegan Hater: "But burgers and wings and bacon and stuff tastes good"
Vegan: "I don't eat anything that doesn't taste good"
Vegan Hater: "And what the hell is wrong with milk? Don't you need calcium?"
Vegan: "well, milk does have calcium but the proteins in milk create higher acidity in the body, so to neutralize it,the body sucks calcium from the bones. It just cancels itself out."
Vegan Hater: "But don't you need that protein, too?"
Vegan: " There's plenty of protein and calcium in beans and greens."
Vegan Hater: Animals kill other animals all the time. So, who cares if we do the same?"
Vegan: "I do"
Vegan: " Because I can live perfectly well without anything having to die for me"
Vegan Hater: "But burgers and wings and bacon and stuff tastes good"
Vegan: "I don't eat anything that doesn't taste good"
Vegan Hater: "And what the hell is wrong with milk? Don't you need calcium?"
Vegan: "well, milk does have calcium but the proteins in milk create higher acidity in the body, so to neutralize it,the body sucks calcium from the bones. It just cancels itself out."
Vegan Hater: "But don't you need that protein, too?"
Vegan: " There's plenty of protein and calcium in beans and greens."
Vegan Hater: Animals kill other animals all the time. So, who cares if we do the same?"
Vegan: "I do"
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