Tyson

A great friend and kinda goofy. He’s bald, athletic, and always “forgets” to wear a shirt. He’d rather be fishing.

Random dude: who’s that awesome dude with the six pack over there?
Me: oh, that’s Tyson

by Knsk June 19, 2024

Get it like Tyson

To start a fight.

Best move along before someone decides to “get it like Tyson,” on you.

by mybeccca October 1, 2024

Tyson

Has absolutely ruined me for any other man..hung like a donkey and knows every right way to use it..and he has the cutest little wrinkles just under both his butt cheeks..my dream guy

Tyson pushes my button

by TCS80 June 21, 2022

tyson

he doesn't fear dinosaur's

*explodes in tyson*

by poobiezzz123 May 14, 2024

tyson the muzi

Tyson the MUZI is a crazy assassin he is one of the most top 10 craziest terrorists of the world you would never want to get in contact with a MUZI with this many bombs, fun fact tyson the MUZI has bombed over 90 millions planes jus this week if u ever see tyson the MUZI in surrey Canada please contact the police he is wanted and on the run🤭

BOONK gang eskateet allah ak-bar it’s tyson the muzi please save my poor soul

by Muzi hunter 47 August 8, 2018

Dirty Tyson

When you are having sex with a woman then jizz in her eyes to blind and stun her, then you bite off her ear like prime Mike Tyson would have done , then proceed lay the meanest uppercut on her

“ Yea that bitch was crazy so I had to hit her with a Dirty Tyson.”

by Dat Mullet Guy June 2, 2024

Peep O Tyson

A combination of the names Pebo Bryson & Mike Tyson; Used to describe a person listening in on fighting neighbors.

Hey Peep O Tyson, fill me in. What'd I miss? Last thing I heard was the lady next door saying something about the dude fucking a bunch of dudes when he was drunk and it sounded like he was bout to start WW#4.

by da Millerz May 12, 2024