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bent and twisted

A longer version of got me bent, with the addition of "twisted" to signify that the listener is both astonished AND irritated.
"Hey, why don't you buy me them new Jordan's?"

"What?! You got me bent AND twisted!"
by Tee Hi December 20, 2008
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TWATTED

When you are working with a customer for a really long time and trying to get them to buy something, you are on the verge of a sale and they dip out without purchasing anything. They usually give a lame excuse like "my husband will kill me" "I need to talk to my husband" "I left my wallet at home" "what time do you close?" "I'm going to think about it and then I'll come back" "I have kids in college." The worst TWATS are ones where they already say they are going to buy and then they get scared or the husband comes in and says "NO!" These people don't care that they wasted your time for hours, which prevents you from working with other customers. All they had to say from the get-go is "i'm a cheap bastard and i'm not going to buy anything" but they are to embarassed and just want to waste your time.
"I was working with that bitch for one hour and her husband came in and TWATTED me in less than a second.
by mm...hmmm August 19, 2011
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Twisted Tea

The gate-way drink for bitches to drop their panties while you vape like a faggot.
by Heavy D aka (Lardass) December 9, 2018
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twisted fag

someone who starts off as a normal person and ends up a total herb. Pretty much another way of being a train wreck
Britney Spears used to be so hot and cool. now she's just a twisted fag
by Superben June 15, 2008
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twisted sister

The act of a hermaphrodite tucking their penis backward and inserting it into their vagina.
Guy 1: What happened with that double bagger you took home last night?!

Guy 2: She turned out to be a hermaphrodelight so I just watched her give herself a twisted sister...until I finished the case!
by Stu Nahan October 12, 2011
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twatted

guy 1: hey is Christina still alive?
guy 2: yea, she just twatted 10 mins ago
by good2know January 20, 2013
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Tuffany Twisted

you know that old broad tiffany? Man, I tell ya she's tuffany twisted!
by tuffany twisted May 9, 2008
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