A longer version of got me bent, with the addition of "twisted" to signify that the listener is both astonished AND irritated.
by Tee Hi December 20, 2008
Get the bent and twisted mug.When you are working with a customer for a really long time and trying to get them to buy something, you are on the verge of a sale and they dip out without purchasing anything. They usually give a lame excuse like "my husband will kill me" "I need to talk to my husband" "I left my wallet at home" "what time do you close?" "I'm going to think about it and then I'll come back" "I have kids in college." The worst TWATS are ones where they already say they are going to buy and then they get scared or the husband comes in and says "NO!" These people don't care that they wasted your time for hours, which prevents you from working with other customers. All they had to say from the get-go is "i'm a cheap bastard and i'm not going to buy anything" but they are to embarassed and just want to waste your time.
"I was working with that bitch for one hour and her husband came in and TWATTED me in less than a second.
by mm...hmmm August 19, 2011
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Get the Twisted Tea mug.someone who starts off as a normal person and ends up a total herb. Pretty much another way of being a train wreck
by Superben June 15, 2008
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Guy 2: She turned out to be a hermaphrodelight so I just watched her give herself a twisted sister...until I finished the case!
Guy 2: She turned out to be a hermaphrodelight so I just watched her give herself a twisted sister...until I finished the case!
by Stu Nahan October 12, 2011
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by good2know January 20, 2013
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