trouser snake 

a penis which is in your pants

Let the model see you trouser snake.
That bitch wants to suck my trouser snake.

trouser snake by The Clit Master May 13, 2005

Trouser Snaked 

also from the first definition their is a manuver that may be performed in a kind of drunken stupidity. First you find a unsuspecting victim(preferrably a young girl) sitting on a park bench. You enrage your trouser snake until it grows in size,then you are ready to vigorously massage your wild breast til it is ready to spit its venom then you run up on your victim and shoot troser snake venom all over your victim. While running away in your glory and triumph you are supposed to say "you just got trouser snaked."

Little micheal trouser snaked all over susan's brand new party dress.

Trouser Snaked by Norwegan Heat September 16, 2008

Trouser Goblin 

A female that tries relentlessly to sleep with any male she can. A woman who spends most of her time attempting to work her way into mens trousers.

Stay away from her, she's a right trouser goblin

Trouser Goblin by FrostDemonStorm March 15, 2011

Trouser leg 

Someone who is about as much use as a third trouser leg...

Gilbert,he's a trouser leg. Absolutely useless...

Trouser leg by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

Mexican Trouser Burn 

When you're wrestling and you get a rug-burn on your genitals

Ouch, dude, I need to go splash some cold water on my dick, I just got a Mexican Trouser Burn.

Mexican Trouser Burn by Crazyjesse2 March 26, 2011

Trouser Shark 

Girl who enjoys giving head, but who is not very good at it.

"That trouser shark left teeth marks on my dick. Does anyone have a band-aid"

Trouser Shark by dirtchsmyth March 5, 2010

trouser monkey 

One who hangs arounds anothers pants...

Trouser monkeys get A LOT

trouser monkey by ixx February 11, 2005