trouser juice

Urine (pee) coming from the urethra opening, which is usually found on the penis or vagina, that is usually kept covered by trousers.

Hey doctor, did you make that order for that "trouser juice" specimen?

by IrishMerc October 14, 2017

Swindon Trousers

The wearing of very thin, see-through leggings as trousers thereby allowing the world to see your underwear

She was wearing Swindon Trousers, I could see her underwear

by gorbachev24 June 5, 2014

Trouser Blossom

To crap one's pants

He was so angry, he did a full on trouser blossom

by One Done February 1, 2012

trouser noodle

Slang term for being a dick, commonly said in shops when customers are around.

"Don't be a trouser noodle."

by We_the_folks February 19, 2024

Trousers

the very english word for pants

Person 1 (in very english accent): i need to go out and get some trousers.
person 2 (a typical american): ... k then...

by khroma December 1, 2021

Trouser Stout

A man tard that thinks he is awesome and stellar , but sounds like a babbling gang of death, mute , Mormons and Monkeys fighting over a bible and bannana when speaking to large groups of people in a tactical environment. This man always smells like expired canned tuna juice and cheese puffs.

Jason acted like a “Trouser Stout “ during training upsetting Joey to the point where he earned a coin.

by Jonny35 February 27, 2018

trouser trout

When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water

*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs

“Girl, you ain’t got a hook big enough for this trouser trout... master baiter”

by ugonnalearn_t_day January 19, 2021