tell somebody who cares

jus dont give a fuck wat sumbody said

ryan j: my left testicle is bigger than the other
meredith: tell somebody who cares u tool

by abodeee January 1, 2009

Priscilla Tellez

The most beautiful girl ever !! Will make you feel special and loved. When you come across a Priscilla Tellez you better hold on to her. A Priscilla Tellez will always want to make you feel perfect but you will often reject it.

Friend 1: My girlfriend is so beautiful !!
Friend 2: Is her name Priscilla Tellez ?
Friend 1: Yupp :)

by Theluckyone631 January 20, 2013

ho and tell

Similar to the well known act of show and tell, only when a promiscuous person Ho's and tells.

Can't wait for poker night, I know when to show them and when to fold them, but I am hoping to ho and tell if you know what I mean!

by GlazeHer October 11, 2016

Tell it to a bottle of scotch

Taking out your problems by drinking a bottle of scotch, specifically when you have nobody to talk about your problems to.

Debra Morgan: "The Bay Harbor butcher is one of our own."
Special Agent Frank Lundy: "We keep this to ourselves for now."

Angel Batista: "No, I'm gonna go tell it to a bottle of scotch."

by dexfan October 31, 2010

I'll tell you what and such

Saying originating from Belmont County, OH. Used to begin a story or after something that promotes bragging rights in a rural or backwoods boondocks area. A similar saying is That's what's up.

Ex. I put a 3" lift kit and some 31's on my Chevy Tracker the other day, I'll tell you what and such.

Ex. I caught a catfish the other night. It was a big'un, I'll tell you what and such.

by ovredneck69 June 22, 2014

Miss Tell

When a person IM's or messages the wrong person.
mostly if the person sending the message sends something personal

Guy1 to Guy2 : yeah so what did you two do last night???
Guy2 to Girlfriend (miss-tell) : well me and her went ass to mouth and then i just strait fucked her vag
Girlfriend to Guy2 : WTF YOU ASSHOLE!!!! WHO WERE U TELLING?!?!?!?
Guy1 to Guy2 : sooooo???
Guy2 to Guy1 : .......................


^^^^^ Epic Miss Tell

by Squishy Saturn February 16, 2009

My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes

Rape.

My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes

by Interactive November 6, 2009