Piss-toot

Using a bathroom in public can be a very embarassing experience...especially if a piss-toot is involved! A piss-toot is when you are peeing and to your surprise a fart slips out.

I piss-tooted in the bathroom and it stunk so bad a baby started crying!

by Terradactill November 6, 2011

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Toot Toot Jiggling

When a person is on an electric scooter and they ring their bell twice and say jingling twice then they go toot jiggle three times

*toot toot* jIGgLiNg, *toot toot* JigGlInG, *toot* jIgGle, *toot* jIgGle, *toot* jIgGle, *toot toot* JigGlInG (toot toot jiggling)

by Gibalina of Gibington September 6, 2021

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Toots McGee

A nickname for someone who is passing noisy gas.

We just had beans for dinner and now Toots McGee is here.

by Plees August 8, 2023

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toot

Like a tweet but on Mastodon

A: I've read your tweet on Mastodon
B: It's called a toot

by Franz van Friedberg December 23, 2022

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van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.

Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other

by iamdubz June 25, 2010

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