monkey toot

monkey toot: where one person toots, that sounds like a chimpanzee screaming.

(monkey toot in back) "Yo dude!!! did you just rip a monkey toot?"

by EL Gringo June 18, 2014

Toot

Slang word for Cocaine

"Hey man want some toot?"

by Jon Phoenix June 29, 2014

bag toot

Snorting class a drugs out of the bag

Aaron went for a bag toot tour earlier, he was sniffed out his ryeballs

by Bostwick wi February 9, 2015

bag toot

Snorting class a drugs out of the bag

Aaron went for a bag toot tour earlier, he was sniffed out his ryeballs

by Bostwick wi February 9, 2015

Toot a hoot

To masterbate

Sam: do you think it's wise to toot a hoot before exam
Honey: I heard increase of hormones helps when u don't for few days.

by Jesé May 12, 2015

Deja Toot

A fart preceded by a nearly identical sounding fart

Mark unloaded another whopper, and it was deja toot all over again.

by tommiefrazier August 8, 2015

pebble toot

Little fart escaping the butthole at minimal speed.

"Jerry, did you just let out a pebble toot!"

Synonyms: Rock toot, stone toot, little fart, and puff of air.

"Jerry, did you just let out a pebble toot!"

by Jerry springer October 6, 2015