Toilet Roulette

Any horrible instance where you have to choose between sitting on the toilet to urinate and/or defecate or vomiting.

While having the flu, Nancy was often victim of toilet roulette.

by masonthekiller May 7, 2011

toilet cake

the act, or product of moving bowls.

to "bake" toilet cake is to take a dump.

"i'm going to bake some toilet cake."

by L-sos December 9, 2007

Toilet Padding

Protection against splashback via loading the toilet bowl with large amounts of toilet paper, creating a cushion-like padding in which poo may be gently dumped.

"Man, I used so much fucking Toilet Padding it almost clogged the pipes! Fucking half the whole roll man! If I hadn't, that shit man, it would have soaked my ass like a depth charge had gone off."

by Arkhangelsk July 19, 2009

comb the toilet

Verb. To lick the butthole of a very hairy man in a clockwise direction.

Hey Sally, do you remember Greg? Boy, did I comb the toilet last night!

by Charlotte Purple February 24, 2017

Toilet Lining

Placing a few sheets of toilet paper in the water before you Number 2 just to minimize splash back.

Person 1- Man, I hate dropping a deuce because every time I do, I get that nasty splash back!
Person 2- Well, I invented Toilet Lining for that reason. MLIA.

by MLIAuser November 27, 2009

Squidward's toilet

Probably the most legendary character in Spongebob Squarepants, it's been in many episodes, but in the episode "House Fancy" he is in his true form, sadily he was dying.

Person 1 :yo bro i just shit in Squidward's toilet

Person 2: oh my god, you are amazing

by GlennQuagmire12345 November 20, 2019

Toilet troubles

Constipation

I'm having some toilet troubles.

by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017