Josh

The name of guys you’ll meet born before 2009 with 5 testicles. Often Asian and most of the time Japanese. Also, guys with the name Josh attract hundreds of girls daily.

Person 1: “Josh is a strange dude”
Person 2: “ I know, right?”

by Thomasdude May 21, 2022

Josh

Hooking up with you bros friends that are girls

"Dude your friend Jillian is super hot"
"Bro don't josh me"

by Seancallaghan March 24, 2018

Josh

The most amazing person you will ever meet and really cute. If you dont talk to him
youll regret it and be lonely forever. He is kind and thoughtful and any girl would be happy yo have him by their side❤️

Have you seen abis boyfriend josh??
Yeah hes fittttt

by iliketurtles123456 November 03, 2017

Josh

A common name for a cat that loves everything and licks other cat

Your cat is such a josh. It jumped on me and kept kissing me.

by John cenar April 16, 2017

Josh

A little beta boi bitch who simps on girls because his life is shit.

They will typically play the victim, when in actuality the caused everything.

person 1: "you heard about Stacey's new simp?"

person 2: "yeah, hes probably called Josh"

by josh is a simp August 07, 2020

Josh

Josh. A great guy. Gives the biggest best hugs. He makes me smile but if your on his bad side be careful.. very very tall but at least he’s there to protect you, right? Haha. huggable and sweet. Yeh we’ve had rough times but after a while and a few attempts we’ve settled on it. We love each other and it’s perfect that way. Cockatoo. A nickname for you. Oh and btw ur bros pre cool haha

Great guy and the best friend anyone could want. Maybe it’s the Polish in your blood that makes you tall but damn I need a step ladder..

lmao

“Who’s that dickhead over there?”

“It’s Josh, just get to know him he’s a great guy!!”

by Kiwiifruut44 April 06, 2019

Josh

The type of person that would wash his hands after a shower, and only be known for being funny.

Yoe reckon she likes him?

No, he's probably a Josh

by DripexX October 22, 2019