suck and spit

When a girl refuses to swallow your baby gravy

Guy 1: So did you take Sarah back to your crib last night or what?
Guy 2: I sure did. But the the bitch gave me a suck and spit.

by John Phelps 111 August 7, 2012

Cuckoo spit

To repeatedly froth the male ejaculate through the teeth to create an aerated foam before rejecting it.

Claire is nasty - she didn't swallow but she did cuckoo spit

by helenearth January 5, 2012

spitting teeth

To absolutely lose your temper at someone or something and you're in a huge rage.

"My friend at work still refuses to do what ever I ask of him, and I am spitting teeth! at this. "

by Adam-D July 20, 2016

bag spit

Yet another term for semen

The mayonaisse on her shirt, looked more like "bag spit" than a food stain.

by Dale Marsee April 3, 2006

spit mustache

blowing a load on a woman's upper lip.

I gave Linda a spit mustache the other night!

by Heels5 February 5, 2010

spit roast

A threesome involving 2 males and a female. The woman in the middle gets fucked from behind while sucking off the other male.

'You dad and I spit-roasted your mom' For maxium chauvenistic effect the males should high five each other while insulting the woman. Eg. ' Hey which end you got?' 'I dunno I cant tell the difference!'

by spit ro-st September 22, 2003

spit in the wind

"Don't spit in the wind" is a commonly euphemized phrase in the USA, out of "Don't piss in the wind," a British nautical phrase with a literal meaning. Both phrases mean "Don't do something self-defeating," in the sense of "If you try to expectorate (urinate), don't do it into (against) the wind or the saliva (urine) will blow back on you in a nasty way."

A futile act is "spitting in the wind." So is a selfless but unheeding act that "boomerangs" or has dire consequences the doer hadn't contemplated, an act that "did more harm than good."

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"You don't tug on Superman's cape /

You don't spit in the wind / *or 'into the wind'

You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger /

and you don't mess around with Jim."

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Popular song, "You Don't Mess Around With Jim", ca. 1972,

James (Jim) Croce, singer/songwriter.

Lyrics copyright (c) EMI Music Publishing (as of this date).

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by al-in-chgo September 15, 2011