That "H" better stay silent, or else I'm gonna tear its little arms off its crossbar thing. OR Thomas, noun, "A dumb name."
by wetnoodleman April 07, 2017
Thomas by far would have to be the most beautiful discovery of all time. A humble person who doesn't realize that he makes the world a better place just by being in it. His dark and funny humor accompanied by a heart stopping smile makes him a girl magnet. His extremely loyal and confides only to a handful of friends whom he trusts but if you break that trust, you better run to an unknown destination because he'll make you feel as small as a nit. Other than that, Thomas is a remarkable man who is determined to achieve his goals and marry the girl of his dreams. Thomas and friends can get up to mischief and deviously play pranks on poor innocent girls who are oblivious to their cunning acts, but it's all fun and games.
by callmeselfish November 28, 2017
SOME SALTY ASS BITCH WHO CANT TAKE A JOKE AND RATS OUT HIS “FRIENDS” AND HIS BREATH MAKES PEOPLE WANT TO KILL THEM SELVES
by BitchRat November 23, 2018
A true superhero and the most compassionate person you will ever meet. He will be there for you even when he isn’t trying. Can be very snarky and sassy when tired, but never cruel. He’s smarter than everyone around him and more humble. His ass isn’t bad either.
Person 1: I’m looking for someone to tell all my secrets to, who won’t judge me, but will help me out.
Person 2: You gotta find yourself a Thomas.
If you find yourself a Thomas, never let him go.
Person 2: You gotta find yourself a Thomas.
If you find yourself a Thomas, never let him go.
by Chronically Lazy Individual June 23, 2018
by Bill Cosby fab boi 69 August 06, 2018
someone that is a gay ass scout that goes to all ends to act cool in front of his friends. he also likes sucking his neighbors giant horse cocks and is as small as someone nipples
by LordPen April 03, 2019
by sibling of a thomas June 03, 2020