Armrest Thong

A term used to refer to someone who is so obese that their enormous ass is too large to fit in one seat, and must therefore occupy two, usually achieved by awkwardly straddling the armrest. This person is considered to be wearing an armrest thong. See also: Assassination

Obese man: Do you have anymore seats available for this flight?
Receptionist: We do... but you'll have to wear an armrest thong.

Guy: This armrest smells like ass!
Stewardess: Al Roker was sitting there the last trip.
Guy: In which seat?
Stewardess: Both.

by studio5insomniac October 22, 2010

thwong

A bikini with a lisp

She looked thweet in her thwong

by jillypoo June 17, 2009

beer thong

A variation on an ice luge substituting a person's asscrack for the block of ice. The act requires two people to complete successfully. Typically the first participant will position their mouth at the base of the asscrack of the second participant. Then beer will be poured down the asscrack into the mouth of the first participant.

In its original conception the act was strictly homosexual in that both participants were to be male. Often times a reacharound was added to increase the homosexuality of it. In theory it is not limited to male participation only.

George much prefers to do beer thongs with reacharounds instead of beer bongs.

by Vladiator October 17, 2008

Thong

an undergarment worn by women where the backside is usually jammed straigh up the ass causing an all day wedgie

u will never get me in a thong! u will never get me in a thong! i only wear silk g strings!

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 26, 2003

thong birds

Females of the species, usually young and attractive, wearing swimming attire or less common undergarments designed with a narrow band of fabric extending across the pelvic arch and thence between the buttocks thereby connecting the frontal and dorsal parts of the garment.

He's such an unambitious pervert he gets off looking at the thong birds in Victoria's Secret or the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.

by Richmond RichardHof March 2, 2009

thong

Butt floss. As in flossing between the cheeks will keep your booty minty fresh.
Oppisite of depends.

Every woman needs to have her butt flossed with a nice thin thong.

by Darth_pikachu April 3, 2006

thongs

the "underwear" which makes the anal hole hurt.

yeeeeeeeeeooowwwwwwwwwcchhhhhhh, my anus is crying for help!!!!!!!!!!!

by Noel Marques-Neves April 19, 2005