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theory of relasstivity

Theory that a perfect ass has three attributes:
1. Lower butt - The lowest part of the ass, should be firm but not hard.
2. Middle-earth - Middle of ass, should be softer than the lower butt and stick out more.
3. Heaven - Highest part of the ass. "As above down below". Should be similar to lower butt.
Damn Joe, that ass definitely follows the theory of relasstivity!
by Nyota June 29, 2014
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cancpiracy theory

CANCpiracy theory: The Internet memes and claims of people that there are dozens of cures for Cancer but governments/companies conspire to keep them hidden. Coined by media personality and writer Imran Anwar in writing about these claims.
"If there are dozens of cures of cancer, as the cancpiracy theory believers / cancpiracy theorists claim, they must obviously be from different companies and countries."
by IMRAN.TV July 29, 2014
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period theory

The theory stating that if a girl feels comfortable talking about her period to a guy of whom she has no intimate relationship, said guy will not be able to smash.
"Yo Cindy talked to me about her period yesterday" says Sam. "According to the period theory that means you won't be able to smash" says Neal
by Fancy Tampon September 15, 2015
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The Bush Theory

The bush theory is a theory that all of the bushs (US presidents) are all lizard people.It explains how the bushs caused 9/11. They live underground in there swamps and are the main cause of swamp ass
George: Did you hear about the bush theory.
Jack: Yeah man it's crazy.
George: Better be careful. You might get swamp ass.
by Op elitewaffle January 20, 2016
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contiguity theory

A metastate in which every surface including discrete surfaces that is contiguous (continuous) is also mathematically closed (conformal).

Stipulates a bijective (co-imperative contingent (cotingent)) relationship between contiguity and conformalism.

Ie. Bijectivity stipulates conformalism as well as the converse.
Contiguity theory propounds a conversal (bidirectional in position (space)) stipulatory relationship between bijectivity and conformalism.

That is to say: bijectivity stipulates conformalism and conformalism stipulates bijectivity.
by sandraxine November 26, 2018
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Code Theory

A discount code for literally anything you could ever think of; from Groceries, Concert Tickets, Crack or even OnlyFans pages. This code works especially well in the Epic Games Store/ Fortnite Item Shop.
"Hey man, I've been feeling really shitty and I think I'm dying!"
"No worries dude! I'll take you to the Epic Games Store to use code theory and cure your lack of V-Bucks!"
"Wow thanks! I'm already feeling better."
by TheoryGod October 10, 2019
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Armadillo Theory

The Armadillo Theory is the theory that once a specific arbitrary object or idea has been mentioned obscurely , or encountered randomly, that this time object or idea will suddenly appear more frequently in one's life. This is strictly based on noticing something that was already occurring in one's life, but without significance.
Once Karl mentioned to me that the armadillo was his favorite animal, I noticed how often I encountered armadillos in my daily life. This is why the theory is called the Armadillo Theory
by ArmadilloTheory March 13, 2017
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