alaskan volcano

While your partner is giving you head you break her nose, right before you jizz in her mouth, causing her to bleed. Once you cum in her mouth, tape it and blow pepper in her face, causing her to sneeze the cum through her nose bleed. and there you've got an alaskan volcano.

Karlo: Yo matt! did you give Sam an Alaskan Volcano?

Matt: Yeah but I had to bring her to the emergencies to fix her nose...
Karlo: That sucks

by SWAGMAN78 March 09, 2016

Volcano Dick

When you are so fat that the skin around the base of your shaft becomes so plump that it starts to engulf your dick.

How big was his dick?
I’m not sure, he had a volcano dick.

by ggnoodles July 24, 2018

fire volcano

A Ginger’s way of cuming.

He was with Grace last night. I’m sure he had a fire volcano, since he’s a ginger.

by Ray Ray Reneeee November 06, 2017

angry volcano

You're giving him a hand-job. Just before he comes, you dip your other hand in the open jar of chili sauce and quickly change hands. He'll huff and puff just like a volcano, and when the sperm mixes with the chili sauce it looks exactly like lava!

My boyfriend try to do the Batman on me last night, but I beat him to it by doing the angry volcano!

by Just for funz. July 24, 2017

volcano cough

When you take a huge rip, can't get the smoke out fast enough, and start choking while the smoke is still in your lungs. This burns like hell, hence the name.

I chalked my toob yellow, took a mondo snap, then volcano coughed my ass off, and proceeded to throw up.

by NattyGlass March 07, 2011

meat volcano

A human male's penis in the action of dispersing semen.

Tim had a problem with his meat volcano always firing blanks.

by GaryTheCabbage July 31, 2017

American Volcano

The act of banging your girlfriend, then while fucking her, spread her ass cheeks, puke in her butt hole, than smack her ass and watch it spew out... like a volcano

Man, I gave my girlfriend an American Volcano last night and than she had to go to the hospital.

by Spedmuffin1 July 18, 2011