God Van

The greatest group of people ever!

The God Van is rolling through

by rasputin5000 February 21, 2019

Start the van

Phrase used in reference to the party van (FBI/Police listening/Police raiding SWAT van)
a van that is externally party/ice cream/ballons themed but contains FBI/police/SWAT inside.

This phrase is used when some user posts CP (Child Pornography) or similar, to remark that it might be illegal content.

User (1) (OP/original poster) starts a thread: "Only the youngest" With a teenage girl on the picture / naked / half-naked"
User (2) Posts similar content
User (3) Posts similar content
---->User (4): "Start the van jeff001.jpg"

by STFUNIGGA May 25, 2018

midget in a van

The elaborate anti-theft system involving the suspension of a midget from the roof of a van with chastity paddles duct taped to each of its limbs. This will result in a thief being incapacitated by a flurry of very angry strikes.

NB. The midget can also be used to fulfill kinky 21 yr old boys' fantasies.

I have a midget in a van *wink wink*.

by Hypenta May 13, 2018

Van Sant

She is a German teacher with a grudge to settle.

Van Sant:Ugh! These kids don’t know I use google translate.

by Hurricane Katrina 17 December 17, 2019

van tan

where you have one arm more tanned than the other, like a white van driver who always had his window down and arm out resting on the door in the sun.

Damnit, I put more fake tan on one arm than the other, its a right van tan!

by Bekarington July 26, 2015

Van Gock

When a girl is so beautiful to the point you are figuratively willing to cut your cock off and mail it to her as a token of your love.

That girls is beautiful in every way....I would do a Van Gock for her.

by PennyScissors January 30, 2018

van alstyne

An old red neck town right in between McKinney and Sherman TX, mostly made up of middle and lower class people, some of the most humble people here but also the fakest, there’s a lot of old people and crazy old people with shot guns, it’s an extremely small town, everyone knows what goes around, someday it might get as big as Melissa, although I hope it doesn’t.

Person: Where do you go to school?”
HillBilly: “Van Alstyne”
Person: “huh never hear of it”
HillBilly: “It between McKinney and Sherman”
Person: “Oh okay..”

by AmeliaIsCool June 14, 2019