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Stink the turtle

A game in which people get under the covers and fart. Last person to poke their head out wins.
We ate some chili then had an epic game of stink the turtle.
by Djprecio October 14, 2009
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butter the turtle

A phrase used to describe the act of female masturbation, especially if she hasn't in a while. If you know a female who is acting cranky, bitchy, or suspicious, chances are, she could use a good turtle buttering.
"Becky, you look a bit under the weather, maybe you should go butter that turtle, it's the best thing for you."- Becky's Grandmother

Rhianna likes to butter the turtle whenever she's on stage.
by JHONNY!!! September 3, 2013
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turtle's head

When you are having a life threatening shit. It partially comes out of your anus and gets stuck because it is too big and strong to slide out easily.

The anus cannot cut through it. It will not go back inside. The only way is to power through and hope you do not blow your anus out. If you are lucky this ordeal will be over within minutes.
It won't come out, it won't go back, it's Turtle's heads! - Turtles' Heads by the Macc Lads.
by For Christ Sake! December 4, 2016
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poopy turtles

taking a shit, especially when you're at work and in the middle of something, you have to come to an abrupt stop to go drop the cosby kids off at the pool
Adam, i gotta go poopy turtles. Answer the phone.
by Tat Evil May 21, 2007
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Finger Turtle

When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole
"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."
by greekhornet May 4, 2009
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Turtle Tanked

When you fuck a girl from behind and her ass smells like a hot turtle tank.
Me and Jaycie had sex, and she turtle tanked me. She must have taken a huge shit right before we did it.
by Hogger09 April 5, 2022
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Swallin turtle

When the balls are large and swallin, while the shaft is small, and being engulfed by the balls, giving it the appearance of a turtle.
She couldn’t suck his dick because he had a swallin turtle.
by Jason statue March 21, 2019
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