Tater

a female with small "tots" or boobs.

Hey, have you seen Tater around today?

by Taterhater2010 May 6, 2010

Tater Mud

Big huge piles of poopsy doopsey normally occuring after ingesting a hash brown or more commonly tater tots from iHop. The tater mud is a mean sloppy poopsy that leaks out of your rectum during poopsy squirts (see sharting).

Guy 1 - I just ate ihop, and I can already feel the tater mud slipping out of bung hole. Can I use your bathroom?

Guy 2 - No...

by McFrostyFlip May 31, 2010

tater-ring

an affect to the tater-hole's perimeter often induced during extremely aggressive anal intercourse.

Hey Ted, you should see your mom's tater hole! She has an accute case of Tater-ring after I anhilated her tater-hole without the use of boy butter!

by Sloppy joe June 19, 2006

Tater

1.Being a russian. Specifically a nickname of sorts. Usually said as an insult. Named for the fact of which vodka was invented by russians. Vodka is made out of potatoes jsyk! Mainly stated for the purpose of hurting the "tater", but instead is possibly amusing to the victim of this name.

Tater-hater: "Hey, did u guys soo those taters driving by? They so eat a lot of potatoes (if you know what i mean)"

Tater-hater2: "Hell yea, i can hear the music that was playing too, ahh those taters...good times, good times."

by CooleyJuli March 3, 2009

Punch Tater

Adj. The act of masturbation.

"dude I was going to punch tater almost all night, but got soft to quick ."

by 6r8ph1X October 16, 2008

tater stain

When you and a sibling get into a tater tot war. Multiple tots are thrown at eachother and result in numerous stains throughout the house. Typically tater smudges on windows that dry and become stain-like.

Me: Dude me and my bro got into a tot fight last night.
Other Bro: damn dude, there must've been a lot of tater stains.

by totesmahgotes March 8, 2014

lady taters

boobs

"can I ladle my man gravy onto your lady taters"

by goldmoogle March 12, 2014