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Polar Shocker

It's when you take a glass of ice water, stick your hand it in covertly and then once it's nice and cold, stick two fingers up your girlfriends ass and one up her vagina. This can be done as a surprise or on purpose.
Oh my God, my boyfriend pulled the polar shocker on me last night! It felt soooo good in this heat wave.
by hardlyaware July 20, 2011
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Reverse Shocker

This act is when your finger happens to slip through the toilet paper and you find yourself on the business end of it. Aptly named due to the same surprise one would experience during "The Shocker"
Man I took on an extra job in the shitter when I was finishing up the paperwork and I pulled a reverse shocker on myself.
by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023
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The Price is Right Shocker

Two in the plinko, one in the stinko.
Bob Barker welcomed each new beauty to the show by introducing them to the Price is Right shocker.
by Shaunasweets December 8, 2023
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Mormon Shocker

A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.
I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!
by MChamm3r December 13, 2023
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Mormon Shocker

A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.
I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!
by MChamm3r December 17, 2023
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Liquid shocker

Two loads in a pussy and one in the ass
I just took a liquid shocker last night for new years
by Bailey Creme January 5, 2023
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Sea isle shocker

When you meet a woman in Sea Isle N.J and she proceeds to stick her finger in your rectum while giving you oral sex...
Harry is walking kinda of funny this morning because he received a Sea Isle Shocker last night...
by Freddy Oduya July 30, 2017
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