No roof access

Signs that may appears in the stair ways. This means you cannot get to the top of building through normal ways.
TRY TO CLIMB UP THE WALLS.

J: No roof access in this stairs. Can't we find a way to the top and shoot some fireworks?
B: Climb up the wall then.
J: Never.

by DDDooordddy November 15, 2018

roof

someone who is ugly, stupid, and annoying.

oh my god, sol is being such a fucking roof today.

by ifurseeingthissay November 9, 2021

roof riding

is when you get on top of your car and drive around (preferably a station wagon with a rack to hold on to)

My sister took us roof riding around Reche Canyon riding on the roof, holding on to the rack.

by Spongeghetta May 18, 2016

roof tiles

Slang for oral sexual transmitted diseases

Caffers got roof tiles the other day.

by な May 20, 2016

roof party 2.0

The sequel to the sick as fuck Roof Party that hasn't even happened yet. This is going to be FUCKING SICK AS FUCK. SO many drugs especially the good ones like meth, chicks, and guns. New this year is Super Smash BROs tournament. The tens of thousands of people who come MUST black out or overdose.

Billy: "Roof Party 2.0 is a GO! Chris you are invited!"

Chris: "SICK AS FUCK"

by Roof Party June 9, 2014

Roofing

An act portrayed by a dog that when presented with dirty toilet paper says, "gee that toilet paper sure smells good".

I went to take a shit and Lucy was Roofing.

by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023

Roof

Aussie slang popular with sports people: referring to a podgy stomach or belly, ie a roof over your abs

Cummo: “Gee, check out the roof on Stoino, someone had a good summer.”
Marcus: “BOYS! Been hitting the lamingtons hard.”
Zamps: “Fucken oath, how’s the roof on it”

by SeeYuhh8 September 4, 2022