Shit Race

A competitive event where two people attempt to complete a defecation in the fastest time, while occupying adjacent bathroom stalls. Also known as a Brown Derby, after the Wimpy desert.

Ian just beat me hands down in a Shit Race. Either that or he just fired a shotgun into a bucket of livers in there.

by Lord Chief Justice June 10, 2005

Race pity

When you are racist to yourself. It makes totally it socially acceptable because you arent being mean to others, but yourself.

yo im not racist, i just pity my race

Race pity is totally fine bro

by totally not lecrim June 02, 2021

Race-rizzem

Being blatantly racist to someone while trying to rizz them up and/or racism in a rizzy way

Shaniqua- "Did you hear Chad tried to get his way with me using race-rizzem."

Crystal- "Damn girl, Chad a cracker ass"

by kazoo-rizzler February 28, 2023

viagra racing

The act of popping a Viagra and boning as many chicks as possible in a 4 hour period.

Carson went viagra racing last night and broke his record by 2 chicks

by Cumlord 69000 November 07, 2013

Dog Race

Verb; bring shame or discredit on

1 Their table manners are a dog race. 2 The milk has run out? What a dogs race!

by enansaal February 05, 2018

big race

describes a race between two erepublik players - Krimpie and wincenty1. They raced to 2500 strength points in game. Wincenty1 won it. Since that time Krimpie is devastated.

- U remember the big race?
- Yeah Krimpie was so pissed that he lost.

by wincenty1 May 19, 2011

race cavy

1200 horsepower Chevy Cavelier. Used to beat STI's and supercars.

Me and your mom had a grand time in the race cavy, last night faggot

by Diesel Dave and Hunter the hun May 23, 2016