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Self-indulgent wordy twaddle, vaguely related to putting one foot in front of the other (the art of running) for an extended period of time. The key to writing a good Ultramarathon Race Report is in an over dramatisation of actual events & experiences which adds to the mystique of Ultramarathon running to the untrained observer. Extended essay-length accounts of a niche sport (Ultramarathon running) they are usually read only by other Ultramarathoners, running geeks, mental health professionals, the very bored or the author - but mostly just the author.

To put in onto context, it's far easier & fulfilling to run an Ultramarathon than it is to read someones 30,000 word blog on the experience.
Steve's running a 100km Ultramarathon through remote bushland this weekend; I can't wait to read all about it in his race report.
by Lucky Wise Fool June 07, 2020
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