by fatherbrotherjohnbob September 14, 2021
So raunchy he had to have 4 whole names. Claims he’s done four white dragons. Constantly threatens to throw out the printer. He won’t fight you but Blodgett will. Very skittish when questioned. Does crack?
by Shoppness May 28, 2019
John Phillip has the Goose?!?!
by qwertyu876543221 October 27, 2022
by Yoyoyojohn May 30, 2022
How deep are you bro?
I'm 6 foot deep!
oh, that's not so bad! What about you Jhon?
Oh, I'm Phillip Deep!!
Oh shit, you're fucked!
I'm 6 foot deep!
oh, that's not so bad! What about you Jhon?
Oh, I'm Phillip Deep!!
Oh shit, you're fucked!
by not_shane July 27, 2021
The best fucking guy you will ever meet. Goal driven, hard working chad of a man who loves his friends and is extremely responsible. Fun loving guy loved by all, and those who don’t love him are probably vegetables.
by Ihavelosttheabilitytofeelmytoe June 06, 2022
November 18th is the day you celebrate Phillip Wallace. He is the hottest and awesomest human being in the world.
Stacy: do you know what tomorrow is?
me: no?
Stacy: its national phillip wallace day, go post on your story "happy national phillip wallace day!"
me: no?
Stacy: its national phillip wallace day, go post on your story "happy national phillip wallace day!"
by Lexie Hammington November 18, 2020