lol nuke

When someone tells a joke so funny, everyone in the general area laughs uncontrollably.

so I was wathing TV the other day, when all of the sudden, OH S*** IT'S PEDOBEAR!!! Rap'd-(lol nuke)

by cleverusernamez February 26, 2010

Mini-Nuke

A popular drink consisting of two shots of brandy and one 5 Hour Energy Energy Extra Strength energy drink. Usually consumed both bottles in the mouth at the same time and drinking until the 5 Hour Energy Drink has emptied. A great pre-sex drink.

"Wow did you see Jack hammer that mini-nuke? Man he must be getting ready fuck!"

by Rhoads4Life November 21, 2009

Nuking Ghandi

The act of shitting wet diarrhea across an Indian male's body.

My girlfriend asked me last night since she had diarrhea, we should try Nuking Ghandi.

by Remoheadder August 08, 2013

Nuke Aid

Explains the way to aviod nukes

Chris had to take nuke aid and failed

by golbatx33 October 17, 2003

Nuke my corndog

To put ones male penis in a girl's vagina causing the penis to be warm.

"I haven't been able to nuke my corndog in a while" said Mike.

by 6928472 January 04, 2017

nuke nut november

A one-time replacement for No Nut November in order to save the amazon rainforest

Guy 1: you heard about Pornhub planting a tree for every 100 vids watched?

Guy 2: yeah, No Nut November is being switched to Nuke Nut November to save the amazon rainforest

by Fave_mcfavington August 30, 2019

nuke it from orbit

One step up from kill it with fire, usually followed by the phrase "it's the only way to be sure."

A paraphrasal of Ripley's line in the 1986 film 'Aliens': "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Generally used in response to a clusterfuck, or anything largely weird or gross that needs killing or otherwise dealing with.

Mike: Guys, termites have invaded my house, what should I do?
Dave: Nuke it from orbit!

by mush01 July 31, 2008