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heat mule

Women dressed for the sole purpose of luring some poor unsuspecting chap into their lair of dispair. Often times, there are layers of flesh bursting forth between the fortifications of the belt line and the "belly" shirt. This, however, is not absolutely necessary for one to earn the rank of Heat Mule.
El Cielo is a good place to get hunted by the heat mule.
by Shacklyn Knight April 5, 2004
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Mule-tilated

kraked softwarez received via the e-mule peer-to-peer sharing system
I got some warez today, the serialz have been well mule-tillated and you can operate pro-gratis
by Garry Ladd July 28, 2005
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The state of being so taken aback; as if you had been licked by a mule.
Holy shit bro dat rack has me feelin’ floored. It’s like being licked by a mule.
by The deplorables July 27, 2022
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Mule-Eye

The phenomenon that results from being surrounded by an overwhelming majority of mediocre looking women, whereby "6.5's" start looking like "10's."
Man, check out that honey. She is BANGIN'!

Bro, you need get out of Allentown more, you've got a bad case of Mule-Eye.
by misterburns1 August 6, 2008
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Urine Mule

A partner so devoted that they will receive your urine mid-gaming session and then crawl to the bathroom with hips raised to avoid spillage, finally depositing it into the toilet while you finish your boss fight. The term comes from drug mules—only this mule’s cargo is warmer, wetter, and marginally more ridiculous.
Dude I was in a 2v2 in Warzone and I didn’t want to get up—thank god for my Urine Mule.
by SquirrelKingLord June 15, 2025
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Mule

“My wiener is like a Mule.”
by HorseBorkle July 27, 2025
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mule mode

no set definition, you just know. Imagine your skinny science teacher with a bit of a stubble who drinks pale ale with slightly wavy hair. Imagine Rosie Merrimen ( a girl with wavy hair who doesn't like Charlotte anymore and looks like Anne Frank and Anne Hathaway combined). Mule mode is a way of life. Its not a complement nor is it an insult. Ghasts are mule mode, abandoned mine shafts are mule mode. If you are unsure if something is mule mode contact 07453640995
"God she's mule mode" "that's not very mule mode of you"
by christainc December 25, 2021
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