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Hank

Poverty-stricken, lacking money to live at the global standard. Devoid of possessions or wealth; poor or inferior
I feel bad for that guy he’s so hank
Wow that was a very hank move

Hank is so hank
by LilDreidl November 11, 2019
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Hank

Small rodent like creature that has a tendency to be sassy
Oh golly theres a hank in my garage!
by megafussybaby February 19, 2022
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hanking

1. to hank, i.e. to pull a Hank Green; being the the "explain guy"; responding to a social media post, that raises a question , often a very specific one, that possibly many people wonder, and answering/explaining it
Commenter: "I don't get it, what do they mean 9/11 lead to Twilight? Can somebody explain this?"
Other Commenter: "Twilight's Author said that she was inspired by My Chemical Romance while writing Twilight and that especially Jacob is based on MCR lyrics. Gerard Way has said MCRs first song 'Skylines and Turnstiles' was his way of processing witnessing 9/11. Thus 9/11 inspired Twilight."
Commenter: "That's wild.. thanks for hanking!"
by ohik August 11, 2025
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Hank

The hottest mf dilf to ever live. the father of connor (who's p much adopted) and Cole (whos dead)
very sexy lieutenant in the DPD (in dbh)
Hank: Connor? The fuck are you doing
Connor: Coming Lieutenant
by egglin8017 January 4, 2022
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Hank

Hank: doesn't just die
by Flroalro April 3, 2021
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Hank Gisselman

a Hank Gisselman is a being of pure enlightenment ,they are bowed down to all across the world, always a very important and god like being, many people look up to a Hank Gisselman.
ben: did you see how cool that was .
tim: we are in the essence of a Hank Gisselman
by Savage legend July 6, 2017
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Hank-ziety

anxiety caused by very innocuous items such as folding tables, Amazon boxes and balloons
The folding table brought on major Hank-ziety.
by Ski3569 March 12, 2025
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