Mayo eater

Someone who eats mayo

Kyla

Mayo eater

by Alpha chad gamer guy October 1, 2022

cornflake eaters

Derogatory name for Perfect Middle class families who all sit together round the breakfast table

“Look at them with their perfect house and clean car and their talented children. What a bunch of cornflake eaters”

by Kdawg73&sexpanther November 1, 2017

Feeter eater

A literal eshlad who eats feet for 8 bucks.

would recommend. I gave him 5 stars thanks mate.

bro happy birthday I got u a feeter eater.

ur welcome. ;)

by ok fine 69 August 12, 2020

Mic Eater

That one person with a mic that radiated so much incredible, powerful sound you had to turn them down to 5% volume, lest your entire house be decimated by their mighty, booming voice.

Tony: Dude, Justin is such a Mic Eater!
Jackson: Bro I know! He broke my headphones last wee-
Justin: OH HEY GUYS HOW ARE YA!?

by Polker November 19, 2019

Kilo Eater

A parody of kilometre. A person who in their bid to lose weight takes up jogging and ends up stopping every so often to munch on something from restaurants and food vendors

May: Check out Annie, she hasnt lost any weight since she took up running 2 months ago.
Beth: Not surprised, she is a kilo eater. I have spotted her many times coming out of restaurants munching a doughnut dressed in her truck suit

by Pookie518 March 19, 2013

Pussy Eater

Eating big juicy fucking pussies. Give rimjobs, suck it, fuck it, lick it. You want that fucking pussy.

I’m a pussy eater. I ate one last night.

by Thomas Thé Pussy Eater November 29, 2018

News Eater

Someone that uses the Facebook Newsfeed to get all their Facebook info, as opposed to fraping peoples walls.

John: How did you see my post, you frapist?

Sam: I'm not a frapist, I'm a News Eater!

John: Oh sorry, my mistake.

by Froridinator July 22, 2010