Dick catfishing

Dick catfishing is when a dude sends you pictures of a dick that’s not really his or stuffs something in between his balls and dick then puts underwear on so you can see a bulge hence making his genitalia look bigger then it actually is.

I finally meet with Kaivon last night and,he totally dick catfished me so I just got dressed and left. This guy is definitely dick catfishing people with that photo, his dick is just NOT THAT BIG.

by Lexi loveless January 30, 2022

Catfish Poo

When you think a poo is really big but you look and it's tiny.

Been turtling all day and finally got to the shitter. Went to have a look at the monster, turns out it was only a catfish poo

by Poopslayyer696 March 15, 2024

Catfish Tunalizer

An experimental apparatus that converts raw natural catfish meat into clean, edible, refined tuna. Usually canned for longevity so it can be consumed for nutrients on above and below water adventures.

Sir, if we don’t get the catfish tunalizer back online, everyone in the sub we made out of an old glycol absorber is going to starve.

by Str8JN June 10, 2025

Mask Catfish

Someone who looks better with a face covering on.

If you take off your mask, and someone is disappointed in how you look, you’re a mask catfish.

by Beacon t September 24, 2021

Retro-catfish

Retrocatfish(ing) is an act in which a person you have met online uses/sends old photos or photos before they went through a noticeable physical change.

This commonly happens on dating websites where people post pictures that are a couple of years old. Maybe a person got a new tattoo a few months ago, but did not update their photos. The most extreme version of this is when someone saves older pictures of themselves to specifically send to people in the present day to make one interested in them; with deceitful intent.

Common example: I was so excited to meet Humberto and touch his curls. It turns out he retro-catfished me and had cut them off a year ago!

Extreme example: I can't believe Justin would send me a daily retro-catfish snapchat from 4 years ago. He did not look the same at all!

by Avocado-Maniac May 27, 2020

Catfish

Catfishing is when you create an instagram account to see if your "bf" is cheating on you

When you catfish someone, you create a fake account and go onto Instagram to add a hot,fake profile picture and add a different name so then you text him (or her ion judge) and they say that they are single,even tho they are not,(yet)and then you play them for a while till you go ona sad topic and then when they tell you that they have cried, you tell them that you cried too, them they ask who did it bcs they are going to beat them up and then you say that that was so nice of them that you almost forgot how mad u are at them. then they say, what? what did i do? and then you tell them its you. then he goes out of his way trying to make things right, trying to make u feel bad, trying to make you forgive them, but then you tell them that you are done with this shit and that you are done with the lies.
Thats when you stop texting them and you start txtin other ppl and thats when you fall for other ppl again but then you make a promise to yourself to not date online again bcs they always cheat.

Then you take the screen out of your window and sit on the 2nd floor window and drink some tequila you found in your parents "secret" cabinet and you wonder if you should just jump but then you get drunk and want to escape but then you fall inside (on your bed) and then you hide the screen behind the closet and then you go and close the window and cry in the darkness of your bathroom bcs no one would listen to you and no one was there to hold you.

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by @sademoji 👉👈🥺 September 24, 2020