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Surreal Estate Agent

1. Someone who tries to kill someone by making them do it themselves.

2. A psycho murderer who is also vegan.
The surreal estate agents have showed up to every one of my gigs this year, they want rent in blood.
by Big John & the Boys July 2, 2018
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Coon Agent

Coon Agent is the cognitive of Coon and agent; with coon meaning to act as whites (who came up with the term) expect for a black American to act, usually in obedient and stereotypical ways. For instance, they will dance, joke and display a big smile while never being serious about serious issues.

An agent is a representative of someone else, with the agent in the visible or public role with their names and faces put in public to represent the ideas, aims and goals of their employer. The employer is almost never seen, or is rarely seen or heard from, leaving the agent to handle all of the bad things. Putting the two words together, produces a Coon Agent; a employed agent or representative from another who goes against their people, who is a coon by default simply by allowing themselves to be used.
Tariq Nasheed is a Coon Agent for attacking Africans, Caribbeans and black Americans on behalf of his white masters. He never attacks his masters, which shows him to be both coon and agent.
by Coon Watch February 24, 2025
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Agent-plexing

The act of juggling multiple AI agents across different projects — reviewing outputs, fixing weird hallucinations, approving follow-ups, and keeping the bots from collectively losing the plot.

Like multitasking, but every “task” has its own personality and opinion about the prompt.
Sorry I missed your call — I’ve been agent-plexing three ChatGPTs and a Claude all morning.
by ManfredMacx October 14, 2025
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Agent jonesy

A man who has travelled galaxies trying to escape
My dog is like a agent jonesy he hasn't left my basement for years
by Teachers-names-endme January 1, 2024
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The Dream Agents: The Nightmare; The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Dream Agents: The Nightmare; The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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Carteligence agent

A person who gathers intelligence for criminal cartels
My ex is a carteligence agent who trapped me in a Psy op honey pot.
by Pablo Handuzco May 16, 2025
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U.S. Agent

U.S. Agent will NEVER be like Steve Rogers - Rando Guy
by MDawg1491 June 28, 2023
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