Greasy Swine

An extremely greasy haired person who has salt head. Usually cute when showers, but very rare. Pussy is STANK. needs vagisil. Loves her boyfriend (don't know how a gross ass greasy pig could get one) but she does. Very loyal until you fuck with her. Only has 2 friends. Slight foot fetish. Sharts herself when she sneezes. Gets in car wreck and laughs about it. Tries to overdose on depression meds.

Oh look, that Greasy Swine hasn't showered again. I can smell her stank from here. I hope she closes her legs soon.

by vagisilly April 22, 2019

Uncultured Swine

Thomas Norwood Pinkston

Only uncultured swine open Cheez-It boxes upside down.

by Icouldntthinkofapseudonymtouse July 8, 2020

Swine

A lil cute piggy.

YOU SWINE!

by Friend 166 January 3, 2019

Swine Flu Monitor

The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".

Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.

by idolatro15 September 28, 2009

Swine Dive

Like a swan dive but with an added backflip, called this because pigs are the farthest animal from swans and there is a high probability for a belly flop

Bro that guy just flopped hard,
yea bro he tried to do a swine dive

by dive boy May 13, 2021

swine hopper

One who enjoys having sex with fat chicks.

Yo, johnny is a swine hopper.
He never goes after the thin ones

by uncle meatster December 8, 2013

Uncultured Swine

Someone who thinks this year has 365 days instead of 366.

Person A: *posts some crap about their 365 day challenge or whatever*
Person B: "It's 366, you uncultured swine!"

by Pialinist January 1, 2024