An activity performed by basic white bitches and hipsters because they have the mental capacity of an Indian tech support worker. You'll often see these people with MacBooks and iPhones typing up scripts probably to try to flex their damaged idea of what a normal functioning human being does on a day to day basis. These people also can't resist to order the most complicated drink they can think of so they sound more intelligent than everyone else.
Gracie: OMG I'm soooo parched, I'm gonna go to Starbucks and order a Grande triple unicorn appletini with divine cream sauce!!
by Thoughts3rased January 21, 2019
It is when two songs in a particular order are played by STARBUCK where following is behavior beyond their slogan " POUR YOUR HEART INTO IT" and spend a BUCK.
So the songs " I GOT TO KNOW and MOONLIGHT, FEELS RIGHT played and he got to " GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY and gueerboy SUCK HIS ASSHOLE LOG and that is when you know you just began to BUCK STARBUCKS
by HOMOSEXUAL CASTRATION August 21, 2021
If you GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY then just POUR YOUR HEART INTO IT BY BUCK STARBUCK MAP.
BUCK STARBUCK DOOR and I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK AND I WILL SUCK YOUR ASS.
BUCK STARBUCK DOOR and I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK AND I WILL SUCK YOUR ASS.
by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME July 31, 2021
The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.
Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
by icuddabeenacontender October 11, 2010
by Imakebullshit August 04, 2024
by Personwholives January 09, 2015
A boy with a very little pepperoni pizza in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddle. Dittle little. Smear in his pants.
Hey Cooper Starbucks, want to go to Starbucks? And get a coffee?
Cooper; ya can I get some ch ch ch ch ch ch
Starbucks Employee; fucking spit it out shit head
Cooper; ya can I get some ch ch ch ch ch ch
Starbucks Employee; fucking spit it out shit head
by BigZinmypants July 14, 2022