A feeling "blue" coming of age adopted child, whose adoptive parents will not or cannot provide him with information on his or her birth family.
There is only one known worse situation than being condemned to adopted smurffdom. This added predicament comes instantly to mind, when recognized, is that the victim must face the world as a freckle-faced, red-headed, adopted step-child!
There is only one known worse situation than being condemned to adopted smurffdom. This added predicament comes instantly to mind, when recognized, is that the victim must face the world as a freckle-faced, red-headed, adopted step-child!
by gravy111 November 11, 2010
amanda needed a wet nap to wipe all of kyle's, alex's, steve's, scott's, mark's, david's and tyrone's smurf batter off her face before she went to the prom.
by Sluddy 1 March 15, 2007
by Jeff Segelke March 11, 2008
When taking a shit in a freshly cleaned porta-potty and the blue water splashes back up to your ass.
Gavin was oddly aroused by the cool sensation of the Smurf Kiss after sweating one out in the hot porta-shitter.
by ReconFreak May 23, 2022
by MooPigRiot May 06, 2017
A blue smurf-like cat entity wearing a mushroom hat. It is a meme that was popular in September/October 2023. The image of the smurf cat was often paired with an audio saying "we live, we love, we lie"
by lex !! November 05, 2023
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."
by Shabanga95 February 14, 2019