Peen Squeen

When your penis gets squished by a bigger penis, and it hurts yet feels good

Bro, last night me and Bryan got in a Peen Squeen!

by cooldoodstroud November 22, 2018

pinkum peen

Abnormally small penis

He put his pinkum peen inside her and said “Ohhhh it’s soooo warm”

by SavageBeauty November 10, 2020

Peen team

When two or more males meet up and masturbate to a video, photo etc. and cum on the floor

"Shit nigga, wanna make a peen team tonight?"
"Only if you wear socks motherfucker."

by Horny for dick picks December 23, 2020

Peen

Short for penis

Dude you have such a small peen

by Dtrain004 June 30, 2020

Peen

Having unprotected sex before you should which results in getting pregnant as a teen, making you a peen.

Omg, did you see that girl over there? She just joined the club of the peens.

by P.B Bloomfield February 9, 2019

peen

one large or oddly small penis with a weird and wonky shape. and is oddly skinny

“damn look at his dick it’s so weird and small.”

“he got himself a peen”

by yungjezuz February 16, 2019

Punxatawnee peen

When the peen goes inside for the winter cuz it’s just too cold.

See also: shrinkage

All these cold plungers suffer from chronic stage III Punxatawnee peen!

by Gorb himself February 13, 2025