Noodle brained muppet

A completely brain dead imbecile.

That dude is a real Noodle brained muppet.

by John_doe42069 November 7, 2024

Muppet Man

A person, usually masculine, that’s exudes muppet vibes andenergy and/or looks like a muppet

Do you see that guy at the bar? Totally a muppet man.

by Myke658 September 16, 2022

Muppet Mouth

A derogatory insult describing a typically light skinned black person with facial features some what similar to a muppet or Bobby Jack 🐒🐵

Damn you dark skinned girls aren't even attractive.
Yet somehow it works unlike your muppet mouth looking like of people.

by NeviAntix April 21, 2025

Ass muppet

When you shove your arm up your smaller partners ass that you can position them upright like a muppet

“My partner practiced the ‘ ass muppet ‘ last night

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

the biggest muppet ever

JEVO

Wow isn’t that jevo
Shhh she’s the biggest muppet ever

by Jeffery funks May 9, 2022

Muppet

The sincerest form of flattery for a fuckboy, e.g a cuter way of referring to a total tool as a fuckboy.

Lydia: dude , is such a muppet.
Maria: why happened?
Lydia: well apparently Muppet's ex girlfriend complained to him that I added her without knowing her so now muppet is whining about it.
Maria: it is FB, you can add anyone you want! I thought you said this guy was mad chill and that you wanted to be friends with him.

Lydia': not anymore. A real friend would hear my side and understand what free will means. Instead muppet chose to listen to who he once called "his crazy ex" over me. Game over, muppet

by girlswho'sgothegoods May 30, 2016

Muppetting

A sexual practice that involves inserting your fist into the partner's anal cavity and thereby influencing the control they have over moving their dick.

"I tried Muppetting with my girlfriend last night, it was funny seeing how I could make her dick move around."

by Darquos Leblack October 10, 2021