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by Pookie April 21, 2005
Get the Kirk hamiltonmug. Caption Kirk is from the sci-fi series Star Trek He is Spock's other half, the best caption in Starfleet. Picard's got nothing on him. He is insanely sexy, has balls and nerves of steels and a great leader, having the crew as his "family" He's so tough he kicked death ass and came back from the dead to be with Spock. Note: Do not mess with the caption, because Spock will fuck yo shit up!
by LizzyB June 27, 2014
Get the Caption Kirkmug. Kirking someone is the action of very awkwardly putting one arm around a woman’s shoulder and then grab their assets, while also using your other arm to text minors.
by Josh Allen the Throat Goat January 24, 2024
Get the Kirkingmug. by Esco Da Don February 2, 2010
Get the The Capt Kirkmug. To Bhutanese shrimple kirk is to commit the act of watching Star Trek while inserting one’s phallus into a seafood platter. Primarily done in Bhutan this act gained its signature name Bhutanese shrimple kirk
Verb: bhutanese shrimple kirking
Verb: bhutanese shrimple kirking
by Milk8766 January 13, 2025
Get the Bhutanese shrimple kirkmug. Asking a woman to perform oral sex: Yo shordy how that kirk game
Discussing about a girl giving good blowjobs: Shordy throw mad kirk
Discussing about a girl giving good blowjobs: Shordy throw mad kirk
by Thomas Yousef September 19, 2025
Get the Kirkmug. by blackhammer9555 March 8, 2022
Get the Kirkmug.