A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
Get the Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hellmug. Child Molesters at a new low.
by Acid^Rogue September 10, 2003
Get the Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hellmug. person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022
Get the i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted outmug. They're part of the famous Jaguar Pride marching band. And they're pretty much known to be the hottest group of girls at the school, other than the dance team. Also, just about half of them are known to be loved by one particular section. While LOTS of drama and scandal happens every week, they still come together and perform their very best in the end. The band members are proud to call them apart of the band.
That one particular section: The south color guard is soooo hot!
Other band member: Yeah. Have you seen them perform?? They're AMAZING!!
Other band member: Yeah. Have you seen them perform?? They're AMAZING!!
by AnonymousBaritone:) October 31, 2011
Get the South Color Guardmug. Lifeguphobia, the fear of teenagers who scream, whistle at you and ruin your fun during the funnest time of the year ( fear of lifeguards )
by Gabriella colon January 23, 2023
Get the Fear of life guardsmug. by JackAttack1U November 19, 2024
Get the Tard Guardmug. Hey we got first place at our show last weekend!
No one fucking asked, god you’re such a color guard hoe.
No one fucking asked, god you’re such a color guard hoe.
by c4an November 4, 2022
Get the color guard hoemug.