A bitchass, eccentric, absent-minded old woman who drinks hoards of red wine and wonders why her kids are all such losers, but points the finger at everyone but herself - all while shuffling to and fro to feed her masses of cats and dogs.
"Dude, did you see that woman?"
"Who? The one across the street with the curlers and all the freaking animals who bitches to herself all the time?"
"Yeah! Man, I hope I don't become a Grandma Shurley like that when I get old!"
"Who? The one across the street with the curlers and all the freaking animals who bitches to herself all the time?"
"Yeah! Man, I hope I don't become a Grandma Shurley like that when I get old!"
by Shayna Yelruhs March 22, 2009
Get the Grandma Shurleymug. An alcoholic beverage consumed by grandmothers babysitting their grandkids in an effort to make said children more tolerable.
Ivan has been here since noon, I think I need a little grandma juice.
Grandma had Ivan for 4 hours today, so I think she deserves a little grandma juice.
Grandma had Ivan for 4 hours today, so I think she deserves a little grandma juice.
by EMunger May 26, 2009
Get the Grandma Juicemug. by Master of Girth April 4, 2003
Get the your grandmamug. That certain smell in the morning when you wake up at your grandma's house. Usually not understood til the mid teens. Smells almost like coffee and cough medicine, but you know it can only be your grandma lighting up another round of early morning crack. Thus explaining, grandmas dire need to give you candy.
Child:*Sniffs* What the hell, is grandmas crack extra smelly this morning?
Grandma:SHUT THE HELL UP WHILE IM HIGH!!
Grandma:SHUT THE HELL UP WHILE IM HIGH!!
by OMGWTFBBQMYNAMEISJOSH November 16, 2007
Get the grandmas crackmug. Boy: "Hey man, are we going to Grandma's House this weekend?"
Boy 2: "Yeah man, I got the bottle in my truck!"
Boy 2: "Yeah man, I got the bottle in my truck!"
by Weston Hargrove November 9, 2006
Get the Grandma's Housemug. (noun) - A woman of elderly persuasion known for her incredibly saggy knee skin and obsession with the Public Broadcasting System's children's show, Sesame Street. Once thought to have been associated with those Nordic tribes who pillaged the northern reaches of Germany and France in the mid-tenth century and were known for stealing male villagers for their own vile pleasures of the flesh. This was later found to be complete bull honkey and those who spread the false information were promptly deloused and given three months rations.
I wanted to watch mud-wrestling, but that damn Kyle's Grandma kept talking about Bert and Ernie and stole the remote, sticking it in her knee skin so that I could not retrieve it.
by Kyle's Grandpa September 17, 2008
Get the Kyle's Grandmamug. by ryne August 26, 2005
Get the tea with grandmamug.