shaq-fu

A term used to describe something sub-par.

That handjob Bill O'Reilly gave me was fucking shaq-fu.

by penguin fucker December 7, 2004

Wank-Fu

The ancient mystical art of turning any nerd, ginger tosspot, or simpering twat into a killing machine simply by watching Steven Seagal movies on repeat.

Hey, Gavin I just watched Under Siege five times and now I'm cooking up some painful payback on my asshole big brother, I'm gonna go full Wank-Fu on his ass.

by MrAubergine March 19, 2014

st/fu

pronouns used for people who secretly love the lgbtq+ but are afraid to show it due to their beta ways

im lowkey st/fu but dont tell my dad

by gotyourneckhomophobe June 8, 2021

Cho Fu

1.) An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.

2.) An error or fault resulting from defective judgment, deficient knowledge, or carelessness

Did you see Anthony? He's wearing that pink fuckin' polo shirt with the popped collar again! What a fuckin' cho fu!

or

I got drunk last night and cho fu'd the crap out of myself when i fell down some stairs.

by Bobby Jo Johnsonville February 3, 2010

Fu Boichu

The facial hair of an Asian male who attempts, but cannot succeed in growing a Fu Manchu. The resultant disaster resembles a patchwork of Pubicesque blotches of hair.

"Dude, Mike's Fu Boichu makes him look like a Chester!"

"Dude you need to shave that shit off cause it looks like a Fu Boichu not a Fu Manchu!"

by HailStorm September 14, 2012

Fu yan

When someone doesn’t interested in the conversation and just wanna move to the next topic

Jane: hey I just got a pair of new boots for 50% discount!
John: oh yeah? What are we gonna eat for dinner?
Jane: don’t you fu yan me!

by Mr. Chou December 10, 2019

Jack Fu

To blow a load in the Kung Fu position.

I Jack Fu'd my girl last night in the face... she didn't laugh.

by Jack Fu July 27, 2009