Evill Sarge

often used as a type of split personality he tends to latch on to people and makes them laugh with his insane but true theories with his humorous ways he is also a lover only one person can win him over and that is for him to decide and that is Kayla, his goddess, that can only make him truly happy

Evill sarge says "You've Been Clowned"

by Inuroko December 20, 2010

carney evil

a shooting game where a bunch of juggalos throw faygo at you.. also known as the only way maggots can legally kill juggalos.

Maggot 1: yo lets go play carney evil.
Maggot 2: yeah i could go for killing some of them stupid clowns

by truemaggot May 15, 2011

Evil Brian

The ferocious beast of an alter ego that is awakened by ingesting near-lethal levels of whiskey, Pabst, and cheap jello shots from a honkytonk in the middle of BFE Northwest. This is not your momma's dissociated identity, this one comes with a parental advisory and a bad attitude. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya girlfriends 'cause Evil Brian's going to be taking the wheel for the rest of the night. Evil Brian is the antithesis of political correctness and loves his boys. Evil Brian rides dirty with his posse of whiskey-slamming-est, dirty road-riding-est, mean-mugging motherfuckers this side of the Rockies.

"I'm about 10 shots deep and feel my mind slipping. Evil Brian's in control now; what happens next isn't up to me anymore, but you better hope that he likes your face, so he doesn't have to rearrange it for you."

Or

Evil Brian: "Don't worry 'insert name here' , you just go on and rest now. I'm Evil Brian and imma be getting us home tonight"

by TheZVG April 2, 2020

evil mouse

a mouse that lives in a castle that buys studios, brother to the pizza chain rat

evil mouse clubhouse COME INSIDE ITS FUN INSIDE

by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 6, 2021

Evil Killar

Somebody who will cut you... They're insane... They can't control themselves and let their daemons run fre... they let the ir daemons kill usuing them as their vessel nobody can stop them they will kill you and bite you... they're crazy fool don't mess with their killing....

Biskers: OMG IT'S AN EVIL KILLAR
Evil Killar: I will cut you... I'm insane... i can't control myself and i let my daemons run fre... i let them kill usuing me as their vessel nobody can stop me i will kill you and bite you... im crazy fool don't mess with my killing....

by BIGFATTITTIESINWISTRRR'SFACE April 23, 2022

Evil Masturbating

When you have a skin affliction (see, e.g. poison ivy, poison oak, eczema, psoriasis, etc) that makes you itchy but you know you aren’t supposed to scratch it because it’ll only make it worse. An itch you literally cant scratch.

Person 1: Oh no I was out yesterday and got poison ivy and now I’m all itchy.

Person 2: No evil masturbating !

by Factually Fake, Actually August 23, 2023

reverend evil

Really awesome guy who's funny and witty. Knows pretty much everything about everything. Can also dance like a crazy bastard. Likes the occasional drugs now and then.

Maen, Reverend Evil is sooo cool.

by Anonymous June 14, 2003