A mock-authoritative phrase used to degrade or assert dominance in a medieval or fantasy roleplay setting. Often said to a person of color when they’re misbehaving. Meant to be exaggerated and dramatic, not taken seriously.
by ANDREWTHEFALLEN July 11, 2025
Get the Tend to my cropsmug. When one person (typically male) elects to get naked and have a group of (also naked) women stand around them in a circle while they pass thier flatulent gasses in said individual's general direction for the soul purpose of sexual fulfillment.
Friend #1: "Hey Mikey, you gonna make it out for my bar mitzvah next weekend?"
Friend #2 "Sorry bro I can't make it. I'm hiring a bunch of overweight prostitutes to give me a Carolina crop circle that weekend!"
Friend #2 "Sorry bro I can't make it. I'm hiring a bunch of overweight prostitutes to give me a Carolina crop circle that weekend!"
by Adamclee123 October 28, 2021
Get the Carolina crop circlemug. When someone says "you're the cream to my crop" it means without them you wouldnt havw grown into the person you are today. Hense when water (cream) is added to a plant (crop) it flourishes and becomes the beautiful flower that it was born to become. This is a compliment.
Jillian: Happy Birthday to my best friend, you're the cream to my crop and I love you.
Lizzy: cream to my crop?
Jillian: yes. It's a compliment.
Lizzy: cream to my crop?
Jillian: yes. It's a compliment.
by Sydney Aebly August 1, 2015
Get the You're the cream to my cropmug. Farting while walking. Usually to avoid blame. Since walking creates a substantial pocket of air to in your wake, it also helps to wave your hand in front of your anus to allow the fart to escape this vortex.
While on my way to the bathroom, I was almost caught crop dusting the office. To dissipate the smell, I causally waved my hand in front of my anus to allow the fart to escape the vortex.
by jawz101 February 5, 2019
Get the crop dustingmug. 
Crop dusting is a form of airbending using your asscheeks to target your enemies with your fart, you suck air in with your anus and then shoot out the fart using your Chakra
by CooterCatcher June 3, 2016
Get the Crop dustingmug.