were-cow

A creature that is both a cow and a horse and can change form between them at will. A scourge to western ranchers were-cows are not tasty, fun to ride, or produce milk. They also have been known to develop a taste for human flesh, and are deadly in both cow and horse form. Were-cows can change both cows and horses into were-cows by there bite. Were-cows are spreading. Beware the were-cow menace.

"Hey, wasn't that cow a horse earlier."
"Keep your distance... that isn't a cow, it's a were-cow"

by Statik5 February 3, 2010

Cow Pies

n. plur. {cawh pîz} - cow fecal matter that hardens into a pie like shape in a cow pasture.

While leaning over the fence on the side of a cow pasture I fell over and landed in some nasty cow pies.

by Abe Linclon January 26, 2006

polish cow

a 2d dancing cow.
with a guy singing about overdosing on cocaine in the lyrics
lol :)

u litsen to polish cow?

by viktorgaysweden November 20, 2020

soft cow

Mildly aroused. Like a semi-erect penis.

I have soft cow from that skank rubbing my junk.

by Special Que January 4, 2008

Sweater Cow

Fun toys located underneath a sweater.

Damn, G, look at Jane's sweater cows!

by Cory Feldman June 26, 2008

swamp cow

is an ugly fat bitch!!!!!

should we go kick that swamp cow at mcdonalds

by samtheman4808 April 28, 2008

sweater cows

breasts. usually referring to a female wearing a sweater.

that girl has huge sweater cows.

by hank scorpio November 19, 2003