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alpha pig

A man (or woman) lacking class and exuding an attitude of extreme piggish-ness. A person who has very little social grace. Also one who has no standards and will hook up with anything that comes his/her way.
Jimmy just banged that hoe in the bathroom while his girlfriend is home pregnant, man is he an alpha pig.

Wendy was just making fun of the blind deaf kid, is she an alpha pig or what?
by Jenny Blue June 15, 2007
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one alpha

where 'alpha' is a unit of measurement for the width of a spreadsheet, a 'one alpha' is a small spreadsheet. ie it only uses the columns A through Z or less. expressed in notation as 1A.

the term is also adapted to larger spreadsheets, eg two alpha (2A), five alpha (5A), etc., and it is worth noting that excel 2007 can accommodate slightly more than a six hundred and thirty alpha spreadsheet (which is technically a six hundred and thirty one alpha), because six hundred and thirty two alpha is just being ridiculous.
eg: the numbers are pretty clear; i'll have a one alpha to you by lunch

or

here in the Business Services Unit the standard is one alpha
by ESP within the Force July 17, 2011
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Alpha Dick

The best seagull to ever walk/fly upon/above planet Earth. He can only be described by the words majestic, valiant, and positively sensual. He is the leader of his seagull pack, he commands demons, he is the reincarnation of Satan. He is much larger than the other seagulls, has rustled hair, orange tinted eyes, and is almost completely white, making him far superior to his avian cohorts. He flies funny due to the fact that he is so damn humongous that gravity should pull his ass to the ground, but he can even resist the forces of natural because of he is that freaking awesome. Worship him, fear him, but do not deny him the cafeteria fries that he so desires.
Bob: Damn that seagull is giant!
Joe: That is not just any seagull, that's Alpha Dick!
Carlos: Quick, throw your fries and run away before he steals your soul!
by shanignig69 February 8, 2013
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Alpha Tango

Code speak to alert others who are 'in the know' that an attractive person is approaching or is present. There are several variations, including replacing Tango with the following : Bravo, Gamma, Delta, Kappa, or any other common Military themed word with Greek/Latin roots.
Fast Food Employee #1 : Dude, Alpha Tango drive. Alpha Tango drive.

Fast Food Employee #2 : (purposefully walks past drive through window and glances at person in vehicle) Affirmative. Alpha Tango drive confirmed.

Fast Food Employee #1 : Roger, confirmation recieved.

Fast Food Employee #1 & #2 : (high five each other)
by blackholepcs July 7, 2009
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Alpha Male

A masculine, physically strong, powerful, self-confident male who protects women and his family.
He wants to become an Alpha Male.
by luxerxyz September 8, 2022
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Gen Alpha

A generation that will probably end in 2025. This generation is full of 9 year olds to newborns.
There was this Gen Alpha kid bitching about his ping in my COD game the other day.
by Jok Zunderlat November 18, 2020
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Alpha raccoon

Alpha raccoon (max) - max is a gay lord who likes to do it in the bum with raccoons his special talent is to steal really bad memes from other meme accounts and post them on his page, max is a faggot with a bad temper and also really sexist.
Savannah: i hate max
Melicka: so do i

Shaynelle: same like who calls themself alpha raccoon
by Tay and sav January 5, 2020
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