Teach it like you preach it

1. Apply your specific, previously revealed wisdom to the situation.

2. An interjection used to encourage a rant, diatribe, or other awesome monologue.

3. You're on a roll (in immediate conversation), don't stop!

Liz Lemon: Dealbreaker!
Angie Jordan: Teach it like you preach it, Liz Lemon!

by Granite State October 21, 2010

sexy teacher

literally what you typed moron

damn we got a fuckin sexy teacher.

by lol686444 April 21, 2018

Teacher's bladder

The ability to prevent oneself from requiring the need to urinate more often than every 12 hours.

Woah! Mary hasn't got up from her desk all day! How does she not even need to pee?...Totally must have a teacher's bladder!

by Miss Penguinchick November 25, 2016

techelipsy

Like epilepsy, but technologically based. Being Paralyzed as a result of zero knowledge or interest in learning new technology.`

Joe expierenced a moderate case of techelipsy when his boss asked him to learn how to use the "updated" version of the computer program.

by Kelly Alger September 9, 2007

techcheck

when you check all your emails, facebook, twitter, texts etc first thing in the morning and last thing at night.

g'day love.. i'll make you a cuppa after my techcheck.

yea you start without me i'm just doing a techcheck.

during a movie dvd you get the thought of techcheck ! then you grab your laptop and make a start..whilst watching the movie.

by tiger roberts June 23, 2009

tech loop

While internet surfing, one webpage leads to another webpage, leads to another webpage, and before you know it, it is 5 hours later.

Sorry I'm late to happy hour, I got caught in a tech loop.

by deanna4sun March 5, 2011

Tech-tarded

Not having the capacity to operate the simplest of electronics. This primitive species cannot understand the concept of "user-friendly" and often appears to be baffled by everyday occurrences.

No, it's not the batteries in the remote... it's you... Perhaps you should try not to be so tech-tarded.

by coffee_beanie March 13, 2011