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Bathroom Terrorist

A person who goes into a high traffic bathroom, a bar or restaurant, or your house bathroom on poker night, and disables the fan, then disables the flush mechanism on the toilet. The perpetrator then proceeds to take a Full Monty, sweat on the forehead, massive backsplash to the ass shit. Then sneaks out the window and comes in the back or front door as if the whole time he was outside smoking or talking on the phone.....He then watches and screams allah as you come out of the bathroom.
Awwwwwwwwwww I got hit by a bathroom terrorist at my party last night, I'm pretty sure it was that goddamn Eric, he blew that bathroom up in Kansas City this year.
by Awwwwwwwwwwwwww February 20, 2013
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Domestic Terrorism

The attempted coup on the capital on January 6th by trump supporters
The attempted coup on the capital on January 6th was an act of domestic terrorism.
by TrashyOctopus29 January 9, 2021
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Marital Terrorism

The systematic use of terror and/or unlawful warfare by one spouse against the other spouse as a means of coercion.
In an effort to compel my recognition of her financial contribution to our family, my wife engaged in "Marital Terrorism" when she opened a saving account in her own name, withdrew large amounts of cash from our joint bank account and deposited into her savings account.
by Papagallo December 14, 2010
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Eco terrorist

Name for people who go around annoying people to go green.
These Eco Terrorists came to school and lectured us all day about going green.
by w!ck3dh3art June 9, 2011
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Art-terrorism Pranksterism

The act of covering up a lack of talent with recycled 'edgy' concepts, such as a piece of 'music' played by radios, or composed of over 4 minutes of silence, 'art' installations consisting of samples of sexual fluids from your last 40 partners, or one-word 'novels' in 800-page format.

Art-terrorism Pranksterism can be easily identified by the larger-than-usual amount of words which are placed in quotes when describing its inevitably awful results.
Steve: Have you heard the new track by the Vienna Franks?
Eddie: Yeah. Fifteen minutes of two simultaneous chords a half-tone apart looped under a Hindu singing through a mouthful of beef.
Steve: Classic Art-terrorism Pranksterism, man.
by Pete O'Seale June 16, 2009
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Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist

A skeleton ventiliquists dummy who is famous for his phases 'Silence! I kill you!', 'Stop touching me!' and 'Knock Knock!' 'Who's there?' 'Me! I kill you!'

As Ahkmed is the body of an Muslim Suicide Bomber working for Bin Laden, some people may recognise accent and phrases and take offence, paticullarly if they are Muslim, or Indian. (Not being racist here)
Joey: Hey, I got Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist on my cell phone!
Steve: 'Cool! Let's hear it!'
Ahkmed: 'Silence! I kill you!'
Masood: 'Is that a suicide bomber? That's so racist!'
by DramionePerfected May 17, 2010
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social terrorist

Anyone who has refined their ability to give a good first impression only so that they could eventually screw someone over.
Mark: What a fucking social terrorist, that d-bag! He got Alex trusting him 'n shit, borrowed five hundred bucks with the promise of repaying him, and was never heard from again.
by Alderon December 13, 2007
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