Tenderoni

A young tender woman that has never been done

R. Kelly got caught up with a tenderoni

by B-Town Tweaka April 14, 2009

tensecore

Intensely hard-core.

OMG! You know Einstein?! thats tensecore!

by Greg987 August 28, 2008

tender yankee

Pretty much any sexual encounter. Synonymous with gettin some ass. Intercourse is known as "the tenderest of the yankee"

Bill, did you get any tender yankee last night?

Yes I did.

by Joey Haircut December 29, 2006

tender chute

The irritation,inflammation and sore torn up feeling of the anal spinchter caused by prolonged loose stools caused by ingesting too many hots.

Ive got a sever case of tender chute, My ass feels like its torn.

by mikefromnh January 17, 2008

Tender Crisped

To be high. Typically REALLY high. But just high in general.

Dooooooood im sooo tender crisped

by Tol Fin February 25, 2008

Tenselexia

A disease that causes the infected to constantly use the wrong tense in regular speech. Common amidst amateur writers and professional doucheflagons.

Bob: "So yesterday this girl has this shirt that says 'Sluttastic' on it bro
Bill: You're a retarded person, Bob. I think you have tenselexia.
Bob: No i'm doesn't..
Bill: ...
Bob: ...

by Dr-Octagon June 18, 2008

Tender Tim

When you're doing a girl, and your penis bends in one spot and wrinkles up afterwards.

Hey man, last night I was doin' this chick, then I accidentally pulled a Tender Tim on her.

by TEHLOL11 October 1, 2013